Playlist

01. The Lorax - Intro
02. Turn Left at Weehawken
03. The Thneed Shop
04. Everybody Needs a Thneed
05. Good Ol' Onceler

oodleskaboodles:

when teddy grows up he travels the world a lot, spreading the greenery and love of nature

he also retells the story of the onceler and the lorax to little kids in the towns he comes across :’)

dj-aniyaaa:

yeah
notfaquarl:

Burning Bentley: “The car he was driving was a 1926 black Bentley, one owner from new, and that owner had been Crowley. He’d looked after it.” 
[ LISTEN ]

notfaquarl:

Burning Bentley: “The car he was driving was a 1926 black Bentley, one owner from new, and that owner had been Crowley. He’d looked after it.” 

LISTEN ]

thebutchler:

Tired of the same ol’ boring meals? Even when it’s your favorite (mine’s is meatloaf! )? Well yawn no more and try this specialty meat- Meetz Meats!
Not only does it carry sensational flavors your tastebuds have ever tasted, it’s mighty good for you with helpful nutrients to keep your body going! Now I know what your thinking. Is that all there is? Ground meat in a can? Only if you think inside of the box! A handy dandy recipe, or two, on the back of the can will suggest a perfect breakfast, lunch, or dinner! I hope I roused up enough curiosity in you, and your stomach -canned laughter-, on buying a can or two, or more! They’re sold in most chain stores, including the family-run deli! Which you can stop by for a quick lunch, and small talk at the Deli! We’re friendly folks, we don’t bite!

thebutchler:

Tired of the same ol’ boring meals? Even when it’s your favorite (mine’s is meatloaf! )? Well yawn no more and try this specialty meat- Meetz Meats!

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Not only does it carry sensational flavors your tastebuds have ever tasted, it’s mighty good for you with helpful nutrients to keep your body going! Now I know what your thinking. Is that all there is? Ground meat in a can? Only if you think inside of the box! A handy dandy recipe, or two, on the back of the can will suggest a perfect breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
I hope I roused up enough curiosity in you, and your stomach -canned laughter-, on buying a can or two, or more! They’re sold in most chain stores, including the family-run deli! Which you can stop by for a quick lunch, and small talk at the Deli! We’re friendly folks, we don’t bite!

naruto-uzufuckme:

but my icon actually goes with the top hat??

naruto-uzufuckme:

but my icon actually goes with the top hat??

thneedprincess:

fun April Fool’s Day prank: Chop down all the trees and destroy the ecosystem

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sodii:

BLUHHHH after days of working, im finally done. im really happy with it weehh ;3; i just really love this movie<3 and this was tedious, but fun to do uwu;;<3

sodii:

BLUHHHH after days of working, im finally done. im really happy with it weehh ;3; i just really love this movie<3 and this was tedious, but fun to do uwu;;<3

~ Back in Business! ~

theunlesspress:

Dear Unless Press Readers,

I am pleased to announce that not only do I (finally) have a MacBook, but I have also installed Microsoft Word on it. This program, as you may know, is what I use to compose newsletters on. Henceforth, we are back in business!!

The Unless Press shall return sometime in April. The exact return date is to be determined.

Rest assured, there shall be no delays this time, for I actually have the computer and tools necessary now to compose at my leisure. I thank you all very, very much for your continued support and patience!

- Pluto


2048: Onceler Edition